Shoutouts

Shout out to Kal for knowing the select all shortcut. Also Jun knew too so both of your businessman levels go up a few hundred points.

Note: You earn points when you help the ultimate businessman out! Angie earned like a zillion points for accounting last semester!

And businessmen are not thieves so if you want to be the ultimate businessman then you must quit the habit. Also remember I said you have to be one step ahead of the game. For an example, I just installed Windows 7 because I have to stay ahead of the pack!

Edit: Kal goes up another hundred businessman points for pointing out Jun doesnt have BIS so he is still in the negatives

Also shoutout to Erik for hating on me when he knows he going to be the first in line for my book

A Few Businessman Tips

• You must have a blackberry!!
• Also it doesn't make sense to have that blackberry if you dont have BIS; therefore, your businessman level gets lowered by thousands of levels.
• Next you got to have a messenger bag to keep all your businessman files together and of course, your laptop.
• You always have to be one step ahead of the rest.
• Oh yea, you have to watch out for the Chinese!! I had a dream they were chasing me with a butcher knife. After that, I've been more aware of my surroundings.
• And watch out for Chinese with yellow hair!!! They're crazy!! I know yall seen Rush Hour. Need I say anything else??

Okay that was just a sample of businessman tips that I'm giving to yall for free because I love yall. More businessman tips coming soon!!