Sunday, September 6, 2009

A Few Businessman Tips

  • You must have a blackberry!!
  • Also it doesn't make sense to have that blackberry if you dont have BIS; therefore, your businessman level gets lowered by thousands of levels.
  • Next you got to have a messenger bag to keep all your businessman files together and of course, your laptop.
  • You always have to be one step ahead of the rest.
  • Oh yea, you have to watch out for the Chinese!! I had a dream they were chasing me with a butcher knife. After that, I've been more aware of my surroundings.
  • And watch out for Chinese with yellow hair!!! They're crazy!! I know yall seen Rush Hour. Need I say anything else??

Okay that was just a sample of businessman tips that I'm giving to yall for free because I love yall. More businessman tips coming soon!!

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